May we all please welcome Prince Aladdin, John-asmine's prince (or whatever she's like to call him...) to the Never Never Land.
All the bitches came together to celebrate Wicked Bitch's 2350th birthday a week ago, and it was wonderful. Wicked realise how lucky she was because this was not the first birthday she'd celebrated with the bitches, she remembered her 2100th birthday, most from the party had either disappeared or vanished, Wicked wishes the bitches will still be around 100s of years later.
Wicked had came up with a new theory: Time is a murderer.
Living as a bitch in a city, juggling between (a developing) career, lover(s), friends and all the other undisclosed habits can be very exhausting, To-Do List can also become the guilt list. We need career(s) to afford the shoes, we need lovers so we can avoid spending on the expensive vibrator(s), and who would get rid of their undisclosed habits? Ultimately, friendships would fall victim and slowly fade away. A couple of years after graduation, one's social circle shrinks like a steriod muscle-mary after a cold shower. So, would time be the ultimate murderer of friendships?
Reading an interview of American actress Kim Catrall revealed that she almost did not take up her role in Sex and the City (TV series) years ago. I wonder if she never played the ultimate man-eater, would the TV series became the ultimate bonding between millions of ladies, gay gentlemen (and undecided) around the world? Would the Fairy-Tell bitches organised to brunch on Sundays after 20 vodka shots the night before?
We know that nothing last forever, but can friendship one day goes out of style? Only time can tell, and since Time is the ultimate murder that nobody dare to arrest, the only thing we can do is to hope for the best: hopefully the murderer won't be knocking on your door.
Give the time we play guilts and blames to other people and ourselves, to friends and people around you, your true friends should surface (and hopefully in time). Wicked wishes all the bitches will be around for her 2375th birthday, unless she got vanquished before that...
