- Start with the toughest drink, and work your way to water, by the time you get there you'd be too drunk to taste anything anyway, why bother spending?
- We all look like goddess when we leave the house, but when people start asking you if you're a drag queen few hours later, its time to go home.
- Identify anyone you pashed and try to remember them the next morning. If they're hot, show off to your friends; if they're not, just tell your friends you were too drunk to remember
- Bring a friend, they can remember whom you pashed.
- Just in case if you're sharing a cab with a stripper and you have the first stop. Be polite and give him/her the money into their hand , not their G-string.
- Always leave the club before everyone does, or leave at a high point, you don't want to look pathetic to be the last to leave
- Don't exhaust yourself and subsequently put yourself up for longer recovery, each long recovery contribute to you saying "I don't want to go out anymore", you know its a curse to make you boring in the future!
- Definitely don't try to compete against teenagers, they're hormone driven nothing-to-loose-take-things-for-granted shitheads, unless you're richer than their parents, or they're too wasted to recognise your face. Stick your heels up their ass.
- If u recently got into a relationship, avoid saying: "I'll make out with someone" automatically.
- If your boyfriend don't like to go out and don't like you going out neither, tell him gently first, its OK to have time apart and you have no interest in cheating. If he insists, tell him off.
And most important thing - have fun
